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that are nutty and half-baked to perfection.
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Birthday
Everyday Humor
Friends
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Torch the Cake
it's time to fire-up another birthday.
HB-01
$3.50
you're not aging...
you're evolving. Happy Birthday!
HB-02
$3.50
Birthday = Fart
hope it's rip-roaring.
HB-03
$3.50
Hold me. Spank me. Hold me. I sound like someone's having a birthday!
do it again. do it again. do it again...
HB-04
$3.50
go for a poop?
enjoy every minute of your birthday!
HB-05
$3.50
I swallowed a small mammal in honor of your BIG DAY
burp.
HB-06
$3.50
it's ok to get a little dirty on your birthday
good clean fun is overrated. Happy Day
HB-07
$3.50
birthdays are scary
you're living your life then suddenly, one sneaks up on you. BOO! Happy Birthday.
HB-08
$3.50
You're how old?
may I light your fire... I mean candles?
HB-09
$3.50
Serial Kisser
wishes your a Happy Birthday!
HB-10
$3.50
another Birthday
it means you're actually still alive. Happy! Happy!
HB-11
$3.50
... and God said Let there be light...
then you showed up in all your alien glory and we sang Happy Birthday!
HB-12
$3.50
you're spankable
that's what I like about you. Happy Birthday.
HB-13
$3.50
Loved
you are.
FL-01
$3.50
freaky child
would like to thank you for being a friend.
FL-02
$3.50
I like you.
wanna make a bunny or two dozen?
FL-04
$3.50
Planet Earth
wish you were here.
FL-05
$3.50
I feel sparks
and more...
FL-06
$3.50
Hee Hee... Hee Hee...
sometimes, thinking of you, makes me giggle uncontrollably.
FL-08
$3.50
never take candy from a stranger...
unless it's chocolate.
FL-09
$3.50
sorry
blank
FL-10
$3.50
Mom's day out
finally.
FL-11
$3.50
I've been wanting to tell you something since before I could talk...
thank you.
FL-12
$3.50
I miss you.
blank
FL-14
$3.50
the king of hearts loves your kinky parts
you're special.
FL-16
$3.50
feel my beat
BOOM. BOOM. (did you feel that?)
FL-17
$3.50
I lick you
a lot.
FL-18
$3.50
Are these two words enough?
thank you.
FL-19
$3.50
it's called love
thanks for sharing.
FL-20
$3.50
Honk if you're Horny
toot. toot.
FL-21
$3.50
hello.
FL-22
$3.50
I miss your stink
you are one wild flower.
FL-23
$3.50
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