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that are nutty and half-baked to perfection.
Mom and Dad
Thinking of You
Torch the Cake
it's time to fire-up another birthday.
you're not aging...
you're evolving. Happy Birthday!
Birthday = Fart
hope it's rip-roaring.
Hold me. Spank me. Hold me. I sound like someone's having a birthday!
do it again. do it again. do it again...
go for a poop?
enjoy every minute of your birthday!
I swallowed a small mammal in honor of your BIG DAY
it's ok to get a little dirty on your birthday
good clean fun is overrated. Happy Day
birthdays are scary
you're living your life then suddenly, one sneaks up on you. BOO! Happy Birthday.
You're how old?
may I light your fire... I mean candles?
wishes your a Happy Birthday!
it means you're actually still alive. Happy! Happy!
... and God said Let there be light...
then you showed up in all your alien glory and we sang Happy Birthday!
that's what I like about you. Happy Birthday.
would like to thank you for being a friend.
I like you.
wanna make a bunny or two dozen?
wish you were here.
I feel sparks
Hee Hee... Hee Hee...
sometimes, thinking of you, makes me giggle uncontrollably.
never take candy from a stranger...
unless it's chocolate.
Mom's day out
I've been wanting to tell you something since before I could talk...
I miss you.
the king of hearts loves your kinky parts
feel my beat
BOOM. BOOM. (did you feel that?)
I lick you
Are these two words enough?
it's called love
thanks for sharing.
Honk if you're Horny
I miss your stink
you are one wild flower.
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