Greeting Cards
that are nutty and half-baked to perfection.

Card Catalog

Card	Front	Inside	Order Code

Torch the Cake	it's time to fire-up another birthday.	HB-01 $3.50
you're not aging...	you're evolving. Happy Birthday!	HB-02 $3.50
Birthday = Fart	hope it's rip-roaring.	HB-03 $3.50
Hold me. Spank me. Hold me. I sound like someone's having a birthday!	do it again. do it again. do it again...	HB-04 $3.50
go for a poop?	enjoy every minute of your birthday!	HB-05 $3.50
I swallowed a small mammal in honor of your BIG DAY	burp.	HB-06 $3.50
it's ok to get a little dirty on your birthday	good clean fun is overrated. Happy Day	HB-07 $3.50
birthdays are scary	you're living your life then suddenly, one sneaks up on you. BOO! Happy Birthday.	HB-08 $3.50
You're how old?	may I light your fire... I mean candles?	HB-09 $3.50
Serial Kisser	wishes your a Happy Birthday!	HB-10 $3.50
another Birthday	it means you're actually still alive. Happy! Happy!	HB-11 $3.50
... and God said Let there be light...	then you showed up in all your alien glory and we sang Happy Birthday!	HB-12 $3.50
you're spankable	that's what I like about you. Happy Birthday.	HB-13 $3.50
Loved	you are.	FL-01 $3.50
freaky child	would like to thank you for being a friend.	FL-02 $3.50
I like you.	wanna make a bunny or two dozen?	FL-04 $3.50
Planet Earth	wish you were here.	FL-05 $3.50
I feel sparks	and more...	FL-06 $3.50
Hee Hee... Hee Hee...	sometimes, thinking of you, makes me giggle uncontrollably.	FL-08 $3.50
never take candy from a stranger...	unless it's chocolate.	FL-09 $3.50
sorry	blank	FL-10 $3.50
Mom's day out	finally.	FL-11 $3.50
I've been wanting to tell you something since before I could talk...	thank you.	FL-12 $3.50
I miss you.	blank	FL-14 $3.50
the king of hearts loves your kinky parts	you're special.	FL-16 $3.50
feel my beat	BOOM. BOOM. (did you feel that?)	FL-17 $3.50
I lick you	a lot.	FL-18 $3.50
Are these two words enough?	thank you.	FL-19 $3.50
it's called love	thanks for sharing.	FL-20 $3.50
Honk if you're Horny	toot. toot.	FL-21 $3.50
	hello.	FL-22 $3.50
I miss your stink	you are one wild flower.	FL-23 $3.50

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