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Torch the Cake it's time to fire-up another birthday. HB-01
$3.50
you're not aging... you're evolving. Happy Birthday! HB-02
$3.50
Birthday = Fart hope it's rip-roaring. HB-03
$3.50
Hold me. Spank me. Hold me. I sound like someone's having a birthday! do it again. do it again. do it again... HB-04
$3.50
go for a poop? enjoy every minute of your birthday! HB-05
$3.50
I swallowed a small mammal in honor of your BIG DAY burp. HB-06
$3.50
it's ok to get a little dirty on your birthday good clean fun is overrated. Happy Day HB-07
$3.50
birthdays are scary you're living your life then suddenly, one sneaks up on you. BOO! Happy Birthday. HB-08
$3.50
You're how old? may I light your fire... I mean candles? HB-09
$3.50
Serial Kisser wishes your a Happy Birthday! HB-10
$3.50
another Birthday it means you're actually still alive. Happy! Happy! HB-11
$3.50
... and God said Let there be light... then you showed up in all your alien glory and we sang Happy Birthday! HB-12
$3.50
you're spankable that's what I like about you. Happy Birthday. HB-13
$3.50
Loved you are. FL-01
$3.50
freaky child would like to thank you for being a friend. FL-02
$3.50
I like you. wanna make a bunny or two dozen? FL-04
$3.50
Planet Earth wish you were here. FL-05
$3.50
I feel sparks and more... FL-06
$3.50
Hee Hee... Hee Hee... sometimes, thinking of you, makes me giggle uncontrollably. FL-08
$3.50
never take candy from a stranger... unless it's chocolate. FL-09
$3.50
sorry blank FL-10
$3.50
Mom's day out finally. FL-11
$3.50
I've been wanting to tell you something since before I could talk... thank you. FL-12
$3.50
I miss you. blank FL-14
$3.50
the king of hearts loves your kinky parts you're special. FL-16
$3.50
feel my beat BOOM. BOOM. (did you feel that?) FL-17
$3.50
I lick you a lot. FL-18
$3.50
Are these two words enough? thank you. FL-19
$3.50
it's called love thanks for sharing. FL-20
$3.50
Honk if you're Horny toot. toot. FL-21
$3.50
hello. FL-22
$3.50
I miss your stink you are one wild flower. FL-23
$3.50

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